I swear this is true

I won't say out loud here who's responsible, but here's the link. If you're too lazy to click (it is a pain, isn't it?), or if someone realized their error and fixed it, here's a sanitized version (names removed and their euphemisms parenthesized to protect the guilty):

Placed by (state) Press Service.@ 12/28/2006 7:35:56 PM

JOB TITLE: Sports Writer/Editor
CITY: (city), (state)
SALARY: Commiserate with experience; includes benefits
COMPANY: (newspaper)
DESCRIPTION: (... and so on)

''Commiserate with experience.'' Gotta admire that kind of honesty.

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